<סופרלטיבים> אחי האהוב רז </סופרלטיבים>, זיכה אותנו בגילוי נדיר לנפש הגויים, על המתרחש בארצנו הקטנטונת בתחום הנאו-נאצים. הטקסט לקוח מבלוגו המשובח של דילברט. וכדי לחסוך לכם את הקליק, אני אצרף אותו:
In the news, a gang of neo-Nazis was arrested………………..in Israel.
The gang recorded their violent crimes on video. This is a good idea in case you’re not doing enough to get caught and prosecuted. One of the gang members says, “Heil Hitler” on the video. His lawyer will have to ask to move the trial to Iran so his client can get a fair trial.
I wonder how you even find a lawyer who can defend a guy for supporting Hitler in Israel? I’ll bet there are plenty of lawyers volunteering to do the job, but I’m guessing they don’t plan to mount the most rigorous defense.
Lawyer: “Here, you might want to use this to practice being in jail.”
Neo-Nazi: “A broomstick?”
Lawyer: “Try eating chili peppers and spitting on it first.”
I try to imagine the moment before this gang was formed. I don’t know how much alcohol you have to consume before suggesting maybe you should form a neo-Nazi gang in Israel, but I have to think it’s a lot. Whoever was selling beer to these guys is the real victim. His sales are going to take a hit.